Once upon a time, there was a small town where the only sport they had was curling. Now, the residents of this town were not very good at curling, as they had never really taken it seriously. But one day, a new resident moved into town and she was a champion curler. She tried to teach the townspeople how to play the game properly, but they just couldn’t seem to get the hang of it.

One day, the town decided to hold a tournament to see who the best curler in town was. The new resident was determined to win, but she knew that the townspeople weren’t going to make it easy for her.

As the tournament began, the new resident was matched up against the town drunk. The drunk had never even held a curling stone before, but he was determined to win. The resident tried her best to teach him the proper technique, but he insisted on just “winging it.”

The game began and the resident quickly took the lead. But as she prepared to throw her final stone, the town drunk suddenly stood up and shouted, “Wait, I’ve got this!” He then proceeded to hurl the stone down the ice, not even bothering to aim. To everyone’s amazement, the stone sailed right into the bullseye, winning the game for the drunk.

The crowd went wild as the resident couldn’t believe what had just happened. She turned to the town drunk and said, “How on earth did you do that?”

The drunk simply replied, “I may be a drunk, but I ain’t never missed a trash can from this distance.”

The moral of the story is that in sports, anything can happen if you just put your heart into it.